"What's that you've got there in your hands?"

"My balls."

"Shinji, you have three balls."

"Uh-huh."

"That's a lot."

"It's more than Kensuke and Touji have each, Asuka. They've only got two."

"Really?"

"Yeah, but I got a third ball. I guess I'm lucky that way."

"Hold them out so I can see them. They're shiny."

"Well, after we were done playing, Touji said we should all wash our balls together. So we did."

"So...the ball in the middle...that's it's normal color?"

"What do you mean?"

"You've got two normal balls, but the ball in the middle is blue. I didn't know that balls could be blue, too."

"Well, that's just the way it is! It's not like it's diseased or anything."

"Anta baka! I'm just saying I didn't know there was such a thing as blue balls. Now give it to me."

"Wha-wha-what?"

"I don't have any balls. I want relieve you of your blue ball."

"You can't be serious! Misato!"

Their guardian walked in to the kitchen at that point, shaking her head in disgust. "I do wish you'd change out of your golf cleats when you come home, Shin-kun. How many did you find this time?"